I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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