How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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