normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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