I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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