stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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