Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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