bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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