why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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