Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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