she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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