i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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