His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize