Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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