This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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