at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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