I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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