Umm I'm too high to move.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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