none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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