This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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