I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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