I wanna bring you to show and tell
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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