No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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