I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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