I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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