Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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