So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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