Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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