Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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