Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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