How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Randomize
