i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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