No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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