I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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