K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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