She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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