i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Randomize
