today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize