My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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