guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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