Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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