Sponge bath it is.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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