I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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