Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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