The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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