I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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