Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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