You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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