do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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