Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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