we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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