Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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