His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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